tonight was terrible
but nothing lifts the spirits like rolling up in a fluffy blanket, drinking tea, listening to irish music, and just taking some time to breathe
- Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
- Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
- Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
- Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
- Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
- Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
- Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
- Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
- Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
- Period: Yell at a puppy.
like ok hannibal is always making really nice meals and eating really fancy food
does he ever just go home after work and like stare at his freezer full of body parts and just
“you know i don’t really feel like human tonight.
im gonna have a hot pocket.”
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- Tumblr app: I'm done loading
- Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
- Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
It’s funny because he’s fat. See Alan and the rest of the Wolfpack in The Hangover Part III - now playing in theaters! http://hangoverpart3.com
the internet is so convenient
this is the greatest
praise you, internet
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The Republican nominee for lieutenant governor of Virginia thinks gays are “ikky.” And, like, a zillion other crazy things.
Photo collage of manipulated film stills from The Man Who Fell to Earth, c 1975-6
Design by David Bowie, film stills by David James
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Look at that goofy little face!
You really are left with no option but to adore this cute little English fuck.
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And their names are texas tornado and johnny football.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE FLUFFY ASS COWS!
OH MY GOD WUT
THEY LOOK LIKE CUTE FLUFFY LLAMA-COW HYBRIDS
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the creepiest cats of ok cupid
this article made me laugh really hard
I can’t get over the last photo. So amazing.
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This is the best idea. Bob Ross and his “Happy Little Tree.” Will someone plz do this with me this Halloween?
I’m not even kidding
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